An epistle to the past.

Dear men of the early 20th century,

Stop wearing checkered suits and plaid shirts. Certainly never combine the two. If you do choose to commit such a fashion sin, see to it that your grandchildren don't rip, burn, or expose to sunlight until nearly completely faded your likenesses.

Seriously, I'm not sure which will send me to an early grave first, my OCD, or my carpal tunnel.

Love,
Your friendly 21st century photo-restorer.